老师与农妇(四川话笑话)
有一天,一位戴着帽子的乡村老师在课间休息时,遇见一位在学校旁背着背篼扯野猪草的农妇。顿时老师诗性大发,对着农妇说:“这位大嫂真痿,前面长对锥,如果长在背后头,背篼都没法背”。农妇也不是省油的灯,随即对应:“这位老师真怪,恰里长窝菜,如果长在脑壳上,帽儿都没法戴”。老师气得脸红脖子粗,手背在背后面,上课去了!http://bbs.yilongnews.com/data/appbyme/upload/image/201610/04/s8ChoaXoqUXZ.jpg
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